You will never find me in a sports bar or at a big stadium watching football. I was a terrible football player when I was a kid.
For some stupid reasons I found myself participating in a football match in the business league in Bergen, my home town, some years ago. Suddenly a ball hit my leg, and surprisingly enough, I scored, but I did not feel anything.
Football is very important to many people. It's ok. I also like some stupid things. However, I think that my outsider perspective on this annoying sport can be valuable to some degree. I mean, football is interesting if you visit those games no people are watching. It's quiet and almost funny sometimes. Men are peeing in the bushes. Old men are upset.
It's quite lovely.